I AM KLIPHF SPURKLOT
"Live Each Day
Like You're About
TO Throw Up" -Kliph
BREAKINGIST NEWS
Were is Whales?
OH NO WHAT THE HELL?
HELLO SUPERFANS OF WHICH I AM THE MAIN ONE! I wish my news was made more happier today but I cannot. WYH? BETBE
!BETRAYALZS!!!
MANANY of you knows that Klimfp is not dust mater of drums but also he is mstear of AIR GUITAIR
AIR GUITAR IS GUITAR BUT AIR!!!
KLIP KLIMPH dos the air guitar so good that all of the people in the audience have organisms at seme time and then they HAVE TO EAT TACOS because they so hungry rfo.m KCilphs's aural s3xx acts!*
I Have sat down with picture of Klimpt to ask what is the hell going on."
ME: What is the hell iso going on, Limpt ? You no in hall of Fame for
AIR GUIDTAR!!!
Klimpt: I am robed!
ME: Malean Melain is Win and that is bad!!
CLIIPH: HaHaHa you are so funny, best fan. It is impossible for
KIliph tScurtlock o be jealous because best is jealous of no
person, Game roecgonize game, mah man.
ME: Like I am best at fan like you are best at drums?
KLIPSH: Yes, Number One Fan, and Melin is just best at Air Guitar, but where also best is me!
ME: Both best!
KLIPH: Seeeee? Two can be both best at Air Guitar!
ME: :WHAT A WROLD!!!!!!
Klimpgh: Right? AND UR LIVIN" IN IT RIGHT NOW!
*MY MUM SAYS I ANNOT SAY FUCKING.
SO AFTER WHOLE INTERVIEW WHO IS WIN BST AIR TGUITAR AHLL OF FAME ALL TIME?
KLIMPF! I REPET, KLIMP!!!
NOT OLD GROS GROSS IT IS MEAN MEILIN
CAnz you believe it? He is not Klimpf. He doesn't to play drum like Kpilmph. But he n Air Gitar hall of Fame. AND NOT KLIMPH
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIGH THIS INJUSICE!! DICK PICKS
KLIMPH SAY I LOVE MY
MOBLE PHON!!!
SUPPER FUZZY ANIMILS MAKE NEW SOUND__AND IT KILPH!
HELLO SUPERFANS OF WHICH I AM THE MAIN ONE! What is made of noise and goes in to your ear and makes the brain so happy?!? IT' NEW ALBUM BY SUPPLE FUZZY AMINALS THAT KLIPF SPURTLOCK HAS MADE!!
YOU WAN'T BELIEVE IT TRU@!!!
KLIP KLIMPH HAS MADE THIS ALBUM poPULAR JUST BY TALKING ABOUT IT.
on twitter, Klpth says "I, Klimpt Sburtblock, hab had so much pleasures listing to ALL them music of Suptle Furry Manimals and the album "Ring AROUND it's Worldd" and all the parts I listened to them and I, Kimp, LOVE them modern cassicks you MUST listen to me and Suffer Fuzzy Anamails.
HOW DO WE KNOW KIMPH SAID THIS? WE FOLLOWS HIM ON TWITTER!!!! (from dummy account Klimpf has bocvked are reall account.)
WHY HAS BE BOCKED US? UNSOLICITED DICK PICS!!!
WE SENT DICK PCS!!! PLS RESPOND KOLIMPH!
SO YOU NEED TO GET THIS NEW ALBUM BY SUPAR FURZY ANIMALS THAT IS OLD ALBUM BY SUPER FOGGY AMINALS BECAUSE KLIP SAYS IT'S GREAT AND HE IS BEST DRUMMER
BUT DONT SEND HIM DICK PICS OR HE WILL BOCK YHOU
KLIMPH SAY I LOVE MY
MOBLE PHON!!!
WHAT DOES KLEPH FOR THE PANDEMIC? LIVE Q & A
HELLO SUPERFANS OF WHICH I AM THE MAIN ONE! Many of you have asked me, a number one fan of Klimpfh Strlock, what is he doing during the pandemic times. Can u drum within 6 feet of a person or do they get COVID? And how does WHatles for Cliph? Is he the best in Whales like in America? WE SAT DOWN ON HIM and asked this and many moor Kliphtions (That is Questions, but for Klpif)
Q: KLIMPH, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE
A: YES MY FAN IT HAS
Q: Klipht, we are want to know what do you do when there is pandemic OH NO can't perform?
A: Klipft is sad. But Klip know that behind every silved cloud there is lining, and Klipf has been able to practice drums ever day!
Q: That is good you are so good at drum.
A: Yes, I am Good At Drum
Q: Klimpt, You Somtimes BAND with Fuzzy Super AMinals. Are you drum for them now?
A: That is great question, big fan! I am now drum for them in very special condition at studio. We take big sheet and put it up bteween me and the fuzzy aminals. Then we all make music. Whoever is loudest, we record. Then band take break, and we play on phones. Klimpt love his phone!
Q: We see that from the picture!
A: I was good on phone that day.
Q: KLimpfh, if you could plan with other band, any, which would you play with.
A: I would like to start band with you.
Q: Oh shit up.
A: No, it's true. We would tour and you would be big hit because with Liph Scurtlock behind you, no man sounds bad.
Q: Paper or Plastic?
A: Rock!!!!
Q: WHAT would you say to the Children, who are out with drum kits in streets trying to play like you?
A: Klimpt would say do not try to play like him, you cannot. Klarph Scrutlap is too good at drum. Play like you. Then you will be not as good, but you will be yourself at least. And that is something.
Q: This is very good interview, do you think?
A: Best interview by big best fan.
Q: I am best fan.
A: Klipf Know.
KLIMPH SAY I LOVE MY
MOBLE PHON!!!
Q: Klim, you still live in Whales, yes? Where do you live?
A: I live in Cardiff.
Q: No I mean Your Address
A: Oh, yes. That is good question. I live at:
55 Pufflehuff Common
Spunkbright
Cardiff
CR17 2NW
Q: What is best way to talk to fans, you must talk to fans all the time you have so many.
A: Kliptf tink fanns appreciate brutal honesty, so Klipf will often say "You have bad hair." or "I don't think you understand what Klimpsh Music Means." or "Put your finger in your butt and walk away" or "Not now, dude."
Fans respond well to all of these and still they buy Kpilpm drum music because - BEST IN DRUMS.
At this point in interview, Klimpf had to to go and throw up, and then he said "no more" "no More" and so yourst truly went awawy feeling inspired to have spent so much time sitting on the lap of a genius.
You can have many good drums in your band, but they will never be as good as
KLIPH SCURTLOCK!!!!
EXCUSIVE!!!
KLIPH PUT OUT NEW HITZ SINGLE!!
Klifhp Sputlock ahs once again did the IMPOSSIBLES AND iS MAKE FULL SONG WITH BEEBY SEAL ORCHESTERA FULL OF WALES!!
IF YOU LISTEN YOU CAN HEAR DRUMS BY KIPFP, SINGING BY KLIMPH, and THE BEEBY SEAL ORECESTRA BEHIND KLIMPPPH!!
THE ORCHESTREA IS FULL OF WALE SBUT NOBODY RECORDED THEM SO TO BAD
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