I AM KLIPHF SPURKLOT
"Live Each Day
Like You're About
TO Throw Up" -Kliph
BREAKINGIST NEWS
Were is Whales?
WE UPDATE!
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Klipf Becomes Top Yourapeein Manger
of Scating Pauly!
Here is a thing that will rock ur dick or lady parts if you are a lady Klpimph Spurtlock is acting as MANAGER of amazing band that is not Kliiph Scorluck! SKATING POLI is 2 wimmins and thir friend whoTOTALLY SHRED there musical implimants. This is 1st Time Klpf is Mange pppl!
"I don't know what that is," says Klipth, "but I will go on bus and shout down phone and do blow and say 'You there, carry that in!' at people in black shirts at venues and point to the instirments of SCARING POLLY
They go all over Europe, which is VERY BIG, compared to like Oregon. Klifph will even thave to stay at houses on couches of foreign people he don't even no.
"I will sleep on couches of pppl, some of them from Erepon places I don't even kno, tho" said Klipmph by SKype. "A stranger is just a friend with a couch who u have not done drugs with yet.
CONGRATS KLIPMF BE OUR MANAGER WE WILL PUT YOU ON OUR SHIRT!!!
KOLLECT KLIPF!!!
2 Unfamous Enrterpernurs named Andyria Replyski and Kimmie Stettens are making Klips Mercandise YOU DOn"T TWANT TO MISS OUT ON!!!!!!! You can be own a piece of KILIPH!!
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OH LOOK! It's a Klumpf Scat-Box!
And Kliffs Klopps for full toe freedom! When does they come out? WE DON'T KNOW!!!
This product is called "
Lkipf Klpif Clop Clops! and is not avaialbe but might be soon!"
Klihp Spurtlock
has is talking Welshish at Weslsh in Festival of Welshish Musics!
What is more Welshish than Klip Spruloch. Maybe Owain Glydwr but NOT!!!!!!!!!!
Do u think ur cool? Maybe u r but NOT as cool as Klpih Sporluch, most famous drummer of the World from Lawrence Kansas home of the the Center Of GOoogle Earf and BASKKETSBALL! But Kpilf knows about Slam DUcnk. He
Is Talking At Walsh pepole at tghe FOKUS Festival. FOCUS Festival Is ALl Time Most Important Welsh Festival besides Prisoner Day, Offa's Dyke Relay Races, and Welcsch Invitational Snowdon Butt Roll Festival.
This Festivalo celebrate Welsh Superiority Over Everything. Best Cheese! Best Tin! Best One Mountain In Britain! FOG! STRONGBOW! WELSH $4EVA
Klikp Has Always Loved The Welsh People He Says "You Are LIke Me Best Drummer Of ALl Time and Welsh Say OK Just Buy The Beer Already Klifph.
A KU Bassetball Pleyer who throws a free ball! GOKU@!!